What the Internet Gets Wrong About Ballerina Farm Or, a Halfhearted Defense of Hannah Neelman

For the people who aren’t living the life they dreamed. Courtesy of The Sunday Times Hannah Neelman, the pretty face of the Ballerina Farm social media accounts is a Julliard-trained ballerina and Mormon who married into the JetBlue dynasty and now lives on a farm in Utah with her eight children. Lately, her videos have made their way through the YouTube algorithm to my feed, and they are a vision. She kneads sourdough on an antique butcher-block countertop, out the window are rolling green hills, the warm yellow sunlight lancing artfully through the window glass. All her cooking utensils are antique replicas made of metal, ceramic, and glass – a far cry from the plastic filled drawers of my own kitchen. The next scene, a perfectly arranged plate of lemons nestled against three perfectly burnt pillar candles and an enamel colander filled with berries. Sometimes she’s not speaking at all and there’s inoffensive mid-century swing music playing over the video. Sometimes s...